Telletubbies must be on a commercial break..

Can you people with no fingers crossed absolutely guarantee the source of all these stories isn’t a goofy Vikings fan in a bad shirt?

Every Pats fan who remembers Rod Rust, punts going backwards and sitting on the metal bleachers of Schaefer Stadium in heavy winds and precip that couldn’t decide between rain and snow has known this unprecedented run will likely end very badly.

I honestly never watched any of his shows on TV but based on his repellent behaviour and the fact that he’s an incompetent silver spoon imbecile who’s spent his entire waste of a life in service to only himself I’m going to guess I’m anti Trump across the board.

I’ve found being anti Trump is kind of a litmus test for people I like. Finding out someone likes Trump these days is like finding out someone was a serial killer pre-Dotard, it represents a serious and obvious defect and it’s scary that you didn’t detect it based on other behavior.

That right there is the definition of going to a fight and then a hockey game breaks out.

Jalopnik is nothing if not a great resource for daily examples of why the stupid MUST be punished.

What a fuckin’ moron

There’s a classic clip they always show in classes for crew resource management which seems fitting:

No way I click on those clips, even by fox news standards that Carlson guy is a damn imbecile.

He also clicks on Kotaku posts to bitch about video games on a sports blog and drives a Prius or a Suburu with a ‘coexist’ sticker on the back in the left lane.

Your desk will be ready:

Reality:

“........defeating seventeen candidates, often described as the most talented field ever assembled in the Republican party.”

“I’ll have 12 eggs and part of a dead animal, dealer’s choice, please and thank you”

So I have a sister who’s a pediatrician and I don’t know her exact salary but I know ballpark and I just found out Megan Kelly will earn be given more money this week than my sister will earn this year. Guess my sister should have Settled For More.

Apparently it’s too much to ask for even an occasional display of competence in anything other than acting like an immature, imbecilic moron.

A parade? On TV? WTF, was CSPAN off the air? You sure that 53 for and 39 against are percentages and not people?

This is a damn shame, Pagano was one or two tweaks away from finally implementing the unintentional onside kick.