Hope I don’t sound like a dick but the military uses “aircraft commander” and “co-pilot” in place of “captain” and “first officer” and in all dual piloted fixed wing aircraft it’s the copilot’s job to retract/extend the gear whether he/she is the pilot on the controls or not. The landing gear handle is always …

“Unintentional Onside Kick”

Gunnin for Fox News they are

So which vacant federal court seat is this woman up for?

We really need to fast track the research into launching people & things into the sun.

Those must have been some big suitcases....

Thank you, I’m a Celtics fan but never cared enough about x’s and o’s to ever look into what made Thibodeau’s defense in Boston unique, I know it aint rocket surgery but you explained it well. So when’s the post on what makes Stevens so good?  

I’m shocked Moore hasn’t conceded yet, shocked I tell you, who could’ve seen that coming? Who’d have guessed that along with being a pedophile and all around odious scumbag he’s also a coward with no character?

51,000+ imbeciles “liked” that passing of the buck while 59,000+ clapped back to let Full Diapy Donny know those are the words of a fucking coward.

Well that worked well:

I’ve always preferred the exaggerated wanking motion

I’ve spent many a drunken night in Germany desperately searching for the spinning cone of meat that is a Doner. I yield the floor to Mr Swanson:

I watched the interview on CNN and this guy seemed to be genuinely unaware that everything he said was a direct repudiation of the Constitution.

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks but was that guy just short or everyone else tall? And what language was he speaking?

Coaches and pitchers who aren’t pitching that day sit on the bench watching the pitcher for shit like that, the most common tell is a bent wrist on the pitching hand when the pitcher is set. Another tell used to be the pitcher moving their index finger sticking out of the glove when they were throwing a certain pitch…

Actually you should hold it with the most difficult grip until you come set, as going from say a circle change grip to a fastball/curve grip is one smooth movement while going the other way can be fidgety.

Legal issues aside let’s just bask in the fact that a likely morally corrupt person with no track record of excellence or even a glint of competence in their field of work was offered that contract to coach a fucking football team. Full Diapy Donny is the hero we all deserve.

Is it ok to cry the first time you see the Grand Canyon?

I’m betting Joe Buck told all his friends but Jim Nantz may have kept it to himself.