That’s no shit the first thing I thought of reading this article, well played sir.

It’s called a Swanson2000 and it’s money:

A couple years ago when I too was serving time in Ohio I was watching the MLS all star game against Bayern Munich and after one of the goals the camera panned the crowd and there was some random dude holding a sign over his head that said “FUCK OHIO” and I spit beer halfway across the room.

It in itself isn’t illegal but there are addons that among other things allow you to watch movies that are still in the theatre - like movies released yesterday, I’m no lawyer but.....

Apologies if these are mentioned in the video but I can’t watch it where I am.

Last week I drove across state on a two lane country road, I was going 60 about 20 yards back from a group of 5 cars who each had maybe one car length between them. I watched for half an hour as this pack of clowns all kept hitting their brakes - the red light symphony of stupidity.

That thing is just begging for an upper decker.

Very true but something about salary increasing in inverse proportion to performance is sadly amusing.

Was that trashcan already full?

Little Donny went Full Imbecile early and often today, maybe his favorite garanimals weren’t clean this morning or maybe he needs a new diapy.

The good news is his salary doubles next year from 6mil to 12mil and continues to increase until it hits 24mil in 2021 at which point he’ll be throwing nothing but laterals.

Keep up the good work MB

Some people forget the Giants drafted Phillip Rivers in ‘04 and the Chargers drafted Eli but Eli & Archie forced a trade. If you look at Eli’s numbers vs Rivers since that draft, Rivers is better in pretty much every category except for Super Bowl rings stumbled into.

How about El Assclown which is spanish for The Assclown?

When I was in HS in Cambridge, Walton lived a couple blocks away while he played for the Celtics. I used to see that big goofy deadhead on his bike all over the place and when word spread that he rode the T to the Garden for games the Red Line became a moving pep rally.

All the boys and girls of Deadspin are at the gym setting up chairs, hanging streamers and cleaning out punch bowls tonight getting ready for the big to-do.

Isn’t that tomorrow night?

I never realized it before but Chuck has the same speech cadence and weird verbal spray patterns as GW Bush, complete with the little aw’ shucks chuckles to self between seemingly unconnected ramblings.

It’s almost as if the Chiefs looking like a juggernaut and blowing out the Patriots early in the season doesn’t mean what the experts think it means.