That was a good job to not Lett him fuck that up.

Yeah as he gets fatter and can’t bend over he has to rely on the Judge Smails Winter Rules more and more:

Trump shot a 74, his best club on the day as usual was the hand wedge.

IPVanish has a deal going right now for $2.87 a month which you can lock in for 2 years.

The only thing these clowns have going for them is they’re not Illinois Nazis, I hate Illinois Nazis.

I agree

She is to CJ Cregg what a monkey fucking a football is to the New England Patriots.

He had that burn already in the chamber before the debate even began.  They had noticed J Danforth Dipshit fancied himself a modern JFK and they decided if he referenced JFK in any way he’d pull the trigger.  

I lived in Yuma AZ for a while and had a friend who put his leftovers from a restaurant on the back seat, stopped quick and they dumped on the carpet. Unfortunately he had ordered the fish. Fish juice soaked into your carpet in 110 degree heat is the gift that keeps on giving. He ended up selling the car to some guy…

The saddest, most head shaking part of all his stupid tweets is when you look at the number next to the heart at the bottom.

One advantage of the under method is it helps prevent terrorist incidents:

Every time you guys write something about this fuckboy the accompanying picture should always be that GIF of him getting punched.

Don’t be this uninformed, or at least don’t parade it in public where other imbeciles and cowards might latch on to the sweet smell of ignorance.

This Aussie style kick aka Horror Down Under will be fully vindicated with the words; “with the 12th pick in the 2020 NFL draft the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select from Western Kentucky punter.......”

You have to hand it to the coward, just when you think he’s achieved peak douche he finds a whole other gear.

My 80 year old father grew up with Simon and Garfunkel among others and Hello Darkness (The Sound of Silence) was one of his favorites, I recently played Nouela’s version and he was swept away. Also he’s 80, a retired Marine and thinks Trump is an asshole so he’s good.

They’ve got some practice at hiding the blemishes is I think how John Oliver might phrase it.

Erik, I don’t know you but this post is money. I shit you not this afternoon my daughter randomly asked what the best Thanksgiving movie was and after zero consideration I said “Planes, Trains & Automobiles”. She’d never seen it but I had it on DVD. We watched it and she fucking loved it. If you ask my 19 year old…