Nonsense. It’s at least competently made. I know this is tough for a certain cross-section of the audience to admit, but the prequels have literally nothing going for them. They fail in every conceivable way.

Phil Jackson sure has some ornate-looking toilet paper.

Hands down my favorite NBA player ever. I’m already sad just thinking about him retiring.

Are you aware that Fat Joe is not Biggie Smalls?

Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera