Jesus Christ, did this moment really need explaining? The constant need of fanpeople to have every goddamn moment in every single thing dissected down to its atoms is getting beyond ridiculous, at this point. Why? When? How? FUCKING JUST WATCH THE MOVIE.

My fan theory is: Who gives a crap, it’s obviously not what the show is about and hasn’t been since Season 1, so if the makers of it wanted to brush the final direwolf element aside to make it possible for them to use more of the limited time and resources they have left to at least somewhat coherently wrap up a…

ZOMG SO EDGY

Here’s an explanation: WHO CARES? It’s a movie, not a logic puzzle. Sheesh. If you can name me one time travel movie that absolutely and completely holds up under scrutiny in terms of its own rules and never, ever breaking them, I’d be surprised. It drives me bonkers that the Russos and Kevin Feige have to keep…

>lol “At some point I’m gonna want to bang other guys and
>you’ll have to be cool with that.” wtf?

The only thing that could make me enjoy seeing the Warriors trounce someone in the playoffs is for the victim of that trouncing to be the Rockets. 

I’m enjoying Ramy - I’m 8 episodes in - but I have to admit that, as a person who thinks religion (not spirituality, but religion) kind of sucks, I’m struggling a bit with some things. Like

Die in a fire. 

Well, chum, I wouldn’t say him not including himself is atextual. There’s no indication in overt terms, as far as I remember, one way or the other vis a vis his inclusion in the Snapture eligibility pool. But, given that, and given his otherwise heavily leaned-into delusions of grandeur, I think it’s much easier to…

Per the Russos? I mean...sure? But that’s not in the movie. Kinda wack if we have to have a director’s explanation outside of the film to point that out.

Sorry - I was referring strictly to his movie appearances. And, in that context, I have to disagree. If you stick strictly to the movies, he’s awful all the way through. “He had a reason for doing what he did?” Well, sure. Everyone has a reason for doing what they do, unless they’re Luther from The Warriors. To…

My theory: Dany offs Cersei. Takes the throne. Goes mad queen. Tyrion kills her, continuing the grand Lannister tradition of regicide. Jon takes the throne. End show. 

Dollars to donuts, they weren’t. Movie magic, yo.

RE: #2 - but that’s the thing...Thanos is and has always been a mustache-twirling villain. Whether he’s sad because he has to kill someone he cares about or not, it shouldn’t shade the fact that he’s been a genocidal maniac from start to finish. Just because we spend a little time with him doesn’t make him any less a…

It struck me as on the nose, too, but then I talked to a female friend of mine who’s a Marvel fan, and she said, “Is it pandering? Yeah. But, you know...pander away.” So, you know, to each their own, I suppose. 

Right. Which is *why Theon was there*. His whole purpose was to delay just long enough for Arya to get there - but only Bran knew that. 

Yeah, this. In every single one of those supposedly awful close-outs, I don’t see a defender blatantly jumping into a shooter’s space - I see a shooter leaning in to create contact....which is what James Harden does ALL THE TIME. It’s infuriating. Good on the refs for not letting that kind of cheapo shit decide the…

I loved it. I thought the darkness and fog brought us into the experience the characters were having - everything is shadowed and confusing, chaos and death on every side...it felt very visceral, to me, and still does, hours later. And I am THRILLED at the low body count among named characters. Everybody can take…

Nah - I go way back with character death, fam. The first time I saw a lead character die a horrible death was on Robotech back in 1985, and given that my other options at the time were the likes of Transformers and G.I. Joe, in which no one died, ever, it was a breath of fresh freakin’ air. I’m just not a fan of…