I don’t like The Big Bang Theory at all. I’m not going to go to anyone’s house and rant at them about it. 

Yeah, this is Strange telling Tony, “This is it. We’re in the 1 in whatever-million chances I saw. It’s up to you, homie.” A lot to say with one finger. 

NO ONE. I think I’m in a bit of “old man yells at cloud” territory with people talking about deaths on Game of Thrones. I know character death has played a big part in the arc of this story, but I feel like it’s all people fucking talk about any more. I mean...there are other compelling ways to advance narrative. The…

My suggestion is that they continue to shoot Stan Lee cameos for all future Marvel films, but with Marc Maron in the role of Stan Lee as Himself. 

CinemaSins is going to have a field day with this movie in their awful, awful way, because - like most time travel stories - it breaks down on multiple levels if you try to logic it out. But, man, I don’t give a crap at all. It’s fun to kick around a bunch, “But, wouldn’t that mean...” conjecture, but if it really…

Yeah, we’re probably looking at a big opening weekend and then a total nose-dive down the charts.

Get ready, though - I’m starting to see a bunch of “The portrayal of Thor in Endgame was fat-shaming” takes bubbling up. I hate the Internet, sometimes*.

Hey, he threw a whole bench. In some cultures, that’s the most somber and powerful tribute one can make to a fallen friend.

Yes, truly, destroying others’ enjoyment of what is, ultimately, harmless entertainment, is a noble and just endeavor. A salute to you!

I hate to say it, because I loved him in Stranger Things, but I have to put part of it on David Harbour. He had only two gears in this thing: 1) Quiet and surly, 2) Screaming at the top of his lungs. That is not the Hellboy I remember from the comics at all, and I just found it to be a really, really poor performance,…

Truly, it is the Feminists who are the real racists!

I once got food poisoning from a chicken sandwich on rye, and spent literally almost 12 hours throwing up every couple of hours or so.

A friend and I were talking recently about how fascinating - in a depressing, soul-crushing, infuriating kind of way - it is that, next to actual politics, science-fiction entertainment has become the biggest hotbed of right-wing politics in American culture. *So much* of the seminal stuff from the early days - whether…

>Having the character spend the first half trying to figure out who
>she is wasted a lot of time that could have been used developing her.

>Talos and Rambeau were the real heart of the movie, and without them
>as well as a more playful buddy cop Nick Fury onscreen, it would
>have been a real slog.

God, I loved this scene so much. Yon-Rogg in this moment was such a great stand-in for every MRA asshole who’s all, “DEBATE ME! DEFEAT ME IN THE COURT OF IDEAS!”

I understand why it couldn’t be the one highlighted in this article, but there is no more entertaining scene in this movie than the whole Walter Goggins-and-crew vs. Michael Pena-and-crew “truth serum” scene. Not that I could say Marvel has dropped the ball in this whole endeavor given they’ve made all the money, but…

A C is a pretty massive lowball for this film. Disclosure up front: I didn’t really love Infinity War, mostly because the stakes felt cheap given that, for example, we *knew* Black Panther isn’t going to die, because his movie just made billions worldwide. A little unfair to apply that meta context to the film,…

I dunno, maybe try reading the Funbag and clicking on the links? Drew makes a reference to “entitled nerds acting like they work for the fucking studio” while linking to a tweet that criticizes Deadspin for posting the details of the Avengers: Endgame footage that was leaked last week. It strikes me as pretty…