I love that battle from Bedknobs & Broomsticks so much. When I was a kid, those marching suits of armor were the coolest thing I’d ever seen. 

1) Read what you wrote again. AQUAMAN is fine falling from a plane into the desert, but is afraid of falling into rapids? What are rapids made of? The guy can breathe underwater, is bulletproof and impervious to most weapons, and has already proven he can take a fall from a great height...but he’s worried about…

One of its biggest problems, IMHO, is that it’s not cheesy *enough*.

Thank you! I keep seeing these positive reviews and thinking I am taking crazy pills. 

Ugh, no. I saw this movie yesterday. I found it incredibly boring. Momoa looks great (when he first appeared, a woman behind me uttered, “Oh, Jesus Lord,” so expect a lot of “thirst trap” stuff around him w/r/t this movie), but is a log - he’s been fun in small doses, but he can’t carry a film. His chemistry with…

I know it’s going to be just me, but the idea of an “Evil Superman” movie at this particular juncture in time just depresses the hell out of me. Superman, when handled well in the comics, is this symbol of hope, aspiration, and inspiration, and boy, howdy, could we all use some of all of that right now.

It’s so rare I can walk out of a show thinking, “Wow, I’ve never seen anything like that.” This was one of those times. Brilliant stuff. 

My wife and I, who’ve always been live music fans, are attending every possible concert we can before we have a kid. Here are the Top 5 from this year:

On the surface, yeah. But it’s really more about the kinds of sacrifices it takes to achieve true greatness, and the question of whether it’s possible to hold on to one’s humanity while making those sacrifices in pursuit of transcendence. The absolute best moment in the movie, in my opinion, is a shot during

How does Tucker Carlson not make the cut?

Can someone explain to me why/how Connecticut = pizza? I mean, maybe I’m biased as an NYCer, but I’ve never heard anyone say, “Mmm, I can’t wait to get me some of that dank Connecticut pizza!” 

Vanellope wasn’t a glitch. She had glitching abilities. At the end of the first movie, she’s restored to her status as the main character of Sugar Rush, and fully playable. She retains the abilities she had as a glitch, but....well, if a leap like that is enough to hurt your enjoyment of an animated film about…

TRON 2.0 did it better.

..../s? I hope?

I really hope they include a segment in which Dumbo trips balls and sees pink elephants on parade, like in the original. 

This writer played this town like a harp from Hell!

You make a fair point, but - and I’m only saying this because I care - there are a *lot* of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing. 

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Oh, FFS. I’m not shitting on you for being a Millennial, there. I’m shitting on you for claiming that Gen X “stans for the Boomers.” That would be an incorrect thing to say no matter what age you are. Jeez. 

Stan for the Boomers? Haaaaahahahahhahahahaha. We were getting shit on by the Boomers - and calling them assholes to their faces - back when Millennials were still learning how to go pee-pee in the potty. Please. We were telling Boomers to fuck off before it was cool. Freakin’ kids.