He might understand it if they put the reports into the form of pop-up picture books with moving parts.

It's like Russian Roulette. Enough pulls of the trigger will fire the bullet.

and thank YOU for making Me scroll up to see what you were talking about with "neck camel-toe". What has been seen cannot be unseen *shudder*

This comment alone just made me glad I stopped in to look at the comments. Well done for the reference