He does it for money.
So he's also a whore.
A very very unattractive whore.
Who never shuts up.

Hey!
Gimmicks are clever.

Only in Vegas and Reno.

What's the job where people get full colostomy bags thrown at their face for 12 hours a day?
She could do that.

Just like the brave souls in Tiananmen Square and the young people filling Putin's jails. Except without the physical sacrifice or fear of violent persecution. Otherwise, exactly the same.

Jim Jones was an excellent travel agent. Less accomplished as a caterer.

The opening exchange was good. The competitive yoga portion was disappointing. The rap battle was excellent. Naptime was adorable. The swimsuit competition was…lets just say I've got some questions I need to ask myself.

When will someone finally give this man with unfettered 24 hour access to millions of people around the world the chance to be heard?!

There are many historical and modern examples of how murderous, despotic governments treat heroic truthtellers and questioners of orthodoxy.

I doubt the existence of the whole month of September.

All his politics are in a box to the left.

Arrr.
The briney deep is the only lady who will ever file charges against me.
Arrr.

I tried.
The first few episodes I watched were about the fleet running from the robits (I've decided to call them robits).

I self report that I did 100 pull ups yesterday.

What kind of wizard speak is that?

Listening to a live stream of Jeff Sessions testify and lie to the Senate committee is like having him whisper in my ear.

Ladies be trippin?

Fun Fact:
The shady real estate developer who will siphon millions from this project, ultimately suffocating it to death beneath layers of negligence, fraud, and litigation doesn't care for hip-hop but likes that Bruno Mars guy, and thinks he's like a rapper right?

The South Bronx?
The South South Bronx?
The South Bronx?

Limp Bizkit has offered to work the snack bar for dibs on whatever is left at the end of their shift.