Let me catch you up:
Apparently the marginally talented and the mentally ill really enjoy making a spectacle of themselves.

I majored in Yell Singing at Juilliard.
And minored in Caterwalling.

Upon reflection, a promotions and merchandising deal with McDonald's was not ideal.

Another 6 jobs lost to a robot.

Courtroom sketches don't count as photocopies.

We're actually all characters in GTA 50, the first videogame populated by sentient AIs.

To be fair, he remembers her name again after he rolls off.

I think he means he dresses it in a sailor suit.

I'm too busy scrolling through AV Club comments on Disqus at work to apply for a new job.

Expected a screencap of a sidebar comment section.

I prefer to think that Batman would just tearfully scream,
"My parents died ok!"
Then storm off and slam a door.

A housing crisis, racism, and opiates.
If I had to bullet list it.

Yeah but how many were pubes?

A robotic wife will deny you sex with astounding efficiency.

This news is the worst thing to happen to this country in months.

So will Justice League stink, suck, or blow?
I need to know now.
Spoilers be damned.

I don't use Spotify, but if I did, Watered Down Pussy Rock for Assholes would be one of my first playlists.

The thing about failings is fuck it I give up.

*googles Nacho Vidal movies*

Ha ha ha ha.
I get jokes.