It's stands to reason since the vaginas marched against him.
They rode women to Washington.

There will now be decades of lame Oscar host jokes, skits, and parody songs about this.
Billy Crystal will rise from the grave just to perform them.
More so after he dies.

If fewer people had written that on their ballots in November we wouldn't be in this mess today.

People made famous by reading lines handed to them, screw up royally by reading the lines handed to them. #OSCARSOMEANTOTHOSEOLDWHITEPEOPLE

Fun Fact *Hollywood Edition*:
Juicy Wrinkles was the title of the sexually charged thriller starring Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty as competing restaurant reviewers vying for the scoop on a new vegan smoothie bar, now cancelled because of the Oscar Awards snafu.

What do you think I ate while I thought about the rat?

yes…well…definitely maybe, for sure.

Copy/Pasted Comment From the Near Future:

Twitter is laughing at you and calling you horrible, really awful names

Apparently, Uber is like a real life but rapey version of The Office.

*Seth Rogan angrily tears up script for "Sex Toy Story"*
*laughs inexplicably*
*spends next six hours taping bits of script back together and laughing inexplicably*

You had me at "primitive", and turned me out with "unsettling".

Supply-side tax cuts and public school defunding are what every Joe Sixpack and Mama Bear want for the great state of -insert exploitable state budget/pension holder here-.

Chance for President 2020
Weezy F Baby for VP

It's like I've been saying since 2003: everything was better before, everything out now stinks.

Aww.
I wonder what the tornadoes will spell out with people's wind ravaged homes, personal possessions, and pets?

"suggesting he knows more than he’s saying"

Try hateful rage.
It's self replenishing.

Once again my inaction and laziness proves to be the most sensible path.

Why don't you two get a room at one of the many world class Trump branded hospitality properties around the world?