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Woo Hoo!

It turns out Logan's Mom's name is Martha too.

You know what a real nightmare for these guys is?

I doubt she'd agree to the 30 minutes of full frontal nudity the role calls for but what the hell.
Let's float the offer.

How about a daring rewrite in which Thomas and Bruce are gunned down outside of the theater and Martha Wayne goes on to marry an MBA who owns several successful In-n-Out Burgers?

Hey! My children were conceived to Wub-Wub music!

God let's hope so.

Hey that's the unwritten preface to all my comments here!

All my heroes growing up were white male vigilantes who vowed to clean up their cities with swift violence against low level offenders.

*Bernie Sanders' wild haired nephew Ernie starts to shadow curmudgeon in his room*

Alright, here goes…

Wait…Twitter has negative applications?

It's like I always say, musical theater only appeals to sociopaths.

So the entire alt-right and their champion der Trump is driven by craven fear of sexual inadequacy (being "cucked") and being mocked by women?

It's unfair to judge her looks until you put your They Live sunglasses back on.

Fun Fact:

More like World War Zzzzzzzzz amiright? A real snooze fest.

So what you're saying is, if The Simpsons ever ends then the universe ends with it?

I stopped watching the show after the first episode of this season for the same reason I stopped reading the comic about two years ago.

I'm so proud of their husbands for allowing them to do this.