Is Bonerland accepting visa applications?

True. It is a hat…
Here, take all my money.

Hey…hold on…new America is just like old America.
All you did was put a stupid hat on it!

"Aw quit yer whining."

"Wow, that's truly tragic America. How will you ever recover."

Lucky for me, my poverty was guaranteed no matter who became president.
So I have that going for me.

Go Fighting Failures!

That settles it.
I am never repaying my loans for the Electoral College.

I voted for big ol' titties.

That let's the terrorists win.

How will I ever adjust to the idea that the president of the United States is a block headed moron motivated by small minded prejudices and thin fabrications of false machismo?

"Wait what? I actually have to build that fucking wall now? Oh Christ we're screwed."
- President Elect Donald Trump

I blame rap music.

Oh Thousands.
What bit of wacky hi-jinky shenanigans will you think up next?

I'm posting from the future.
Your comment is hilarious for reasons I can't explain for the sake of the continuum and avoiding paradoxes.

That must be a some kind of record for "close ups of hands holding objects without a dick pic."
Good Job America!

When I was a kid I always ate the Shocked as Fuck crayon first.
It tasted like wax.

Trump is right.
Donald Trump is an arrogant jackass.

I remember the VHS based system Action Max.
Me & my brother got it as a gift one Christmas.
It sucked. But the light gun was awesome and dangerously real looking in that late 80's/early 90's no-sense-of-child-welfare kinda way. I cut off the cord and used it as a toy gun.
Good times.

I tried to vote this morn
but the line was very long.
My heart is too heavy
to break out in song.
I will try again this noon
or after dusk
following my daily labors.
I blame my locale,
changing Brooklyn,
and my civic minded neighbors.