It was all in the music cues and the attitudes of the dolly grips.

The chubby black kid is either two-dimensional or a piece of pottery filled with spiders.

- The best way to describe your lost luggage to customer service at JFK

Plus that's what we'll look like after the sarin attack.

A shortsighted policy of funding and arming jihadi ghosts engaged in a conflict with Soviet ghosts followed by years of overt and covert ghost operations in an impossible to predict region of religious and political ghost conflicts led to a series of ghost strikes on regional ghost assets culminating in a ghost…

And it relies on the existence of the supernatural.

Next they'll be taking the confederate flag down from the New Zealand state capital building.

Yet I get arrested for attempting to infuse my children's bones with adamantium.

He's right, we should cull the current population and start again. It's the only way to be sure that you eliminate the infection completely.

In Soviet Russia hot dog pizza fucks you.

The indifferent livery cab driver on his phone should be the new "I ♥ New York" style logo for the city.

Nana fights like an old woman so Nana got her bloomers tooken.

Rob Schneider?

My indifferent snarking is based the fact that Thicke looks like a skeevy version of James Bond that would offer martinis to his niece's friends.

I'm pretty sure by "piano" he meant "pile of vicodin and oxys."

Please share more of your insights on everybody.

The key to a good fun fact is wild, groundless fabrication.
A little libel helps too.

Those facts weren't fun.

Any shitty thing said about Clarence Thomas is completely fine as long as it doesn't reference other black people.

And your Mama's Family DVD box set, just to be safe.