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You can't call it a hangover if you never stop drinking, Internet.

He's gesturing to the diseases he thinks the kids are harboring.
He does the same thing to fat people and poor people.
Pratt thinks all those conditions are contagious.
He's kind of a dick.

The Gaelic pronunciation of cue is "Michael Fassbender" so in a way you're both right.

If you ain't currently a baby in a costume dragging a bottle of booze across the floor, you got some explaining to do.

Nope.

Our long national nightmare is over.

It was my suggestion for the next Wiki Wormhole.
My wishlist goes:
1. Bollocks
2. Taint
3. Top of the crack
4. Pubes
5. Side boob
6. Under boob
7. Labias
8. Hydrogen fuel cell powered automobiles

Bollocks

I've had a lot of things on my hands, but a lawsuit?

Oh for fucksakes man.
Of all the lazy non arguments.

I dunno, as someone born under Apartheid and as an immigrant to this country he might have an interesting angle on this.

Season 6 of Game of Thrones features way too much dragon-on dragon sex!

Because of the way the confederate flag is chained to the pole and not installed on a pulley system, it cannot be flown at half staff so…yeah that's a real thing.

To paraphrase Donald Trump, your professed candidate of choice, "This country is a hell hole."

Yeah but how much weeeeeed did he smoke?

No wonder I'm not more successful.
I don't drink enough.

Hey everybody! We're fascinating!
Let's all get laid!

Kung Fu Panda 3: Hot Group Panda Action

See you want someone to make a Rebel Wilson joke or a Melissa McCarthy joke or perhaps even a Gabourey Sidibe joke, but I'm here to say…
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of course, Rebel Wilson is on something of a hot streak right now.

*Ellen Cleghorne stares at telephone*