What about that "Lucas with the Lid Off" guy.
He's probably free.
Or overdosed.
Or whatever.

"Sounds like my kinda festival."

So you're pro-slavery then?

I think it just gained sentience, thus the declaration "Free."

I wasn't.

You have not been going all your life.
So, based on my assumption of your age…$60 for a three day festival…add in taxes and fees…various surcharges and related bribes…

OF CICK

Dear ISIS,

Aft side of your trousers?

I agree.
Them ladies should be barefoot and in the kitchen making me a goddamn sandwich!

Being married is like running a marathon through fire while wearing shoes made out of shit.
And every so often the fire gives way to broken glass, which is terrible and more painful than the fire.
But then the broken glass ebbs and the fire returns and you're relieved and you almost welcome the searing pain of the…

As opposed to your reasonable nuance.

"I knew you'd say that."

"New Yorker will say things that defend New York."

Why would I apologize for your poor life choices?

I can see how our tendency to eat better, dress better, be better read, more cultured, more filmed, written about, sang about, photographed, emulated, canonized, mimicked, fictionalized, and set as the place where super humans would dwell could be irritating.

Not with grades like that mister.

So "foodie" is a euphemism for "jerk-face"?

So…
Did she perm the curtains to match the drapes?

Or New Yorkers with plenty of awesome, cheap, local food options.