He also immolated a child as a morale booster which everyone knows is the Game of Thrones equivalent to a visit from Bob Hope.

More like Rape of Scones amiright?

Of course they are.
Send me your cash to ensure their arrival.
And spread the good news!

All I see is a LEGO HISS tank in the making.

Aw shit imma keep commenting but watch me type now while doing the Running Man:

Finally Hollywood is gonna give a young white boy a break.

"…and that was by far, the heaviest laser bucket of shit I ever had to carry."

Oh Joyce Carol Oates.
You're incorrigible.

The one where Jack pretends to be gay and has to make a quiche.

"Ravi The Laser Bucket Bailer of Umbai Feces Laser Pits"

Tell that to the rejection letters for my novel, "Ravi The Bucket Bailer of Mumbai Feces Pits."

But we can all agree that a hateful eight is better than a friendly five or a sentimental six.

After being scanned at a register by a scornful adult in a blue polo shirt earning minimum wage.

*muffled*
They have fake cow nuts now?

Brownback wishes he had the revenue of a Costco parking lot.

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It's oxycodone.
Or hydrocodone.
Or if those aren't available, it's heroin.

Lazy unions.
Always dying when there's work to be done.

The blank is leading in all polls of the Republican field.

Sweet!