I am filled with joy every time I see a rant from my wife’s best friend’s bigot gamer husband complaining about how the inclusion of a gay/trans/black/female/etc. character in the latest adaptation (LOTR, GOT, superheroes, video game series, etc.) has utterly ruined it for him and made him miserable. And like, Jesus…

Ohmygod, completely agree! Can we put queer and trans characters into every tv show/film from now on so that there’s nothing left for these assholes to watch?  Could we even do it retroactively with CGI?

I am 100% here for making it so that bigots can’t enjoy a fucking thing.

I love Rihanna, and I was really looking forward to this.  But what were you watching? She played the hits. Great. No costume changes, no great choreography. She barely moved. Her outfit was…not great. Sounds like she wore it to cover her pregnancy. No guest stars that joined in with her. Nowhere near Beyoncé level…

She’s been putting up with this nonsense ever since “Heavenly Creatures”. People couldn’t believe that someone who didn’t already look like a typical starlet (like costar Kate Winslet) was a real actress with real talent. They acted like Peter Jackson just found a legit teenage sociopath in some little New Zealand…

Jesus fuck. These god damned people and their stupid body obsessions. Our entire society is warped by these depraved expectations. But was not always like this.

Ugh damnit, Kinja isn’t letting me post a photo of Katherine Helmand with her stretched face. 

No, this is not standard plumpers and botox. She’s done something extreme, and she looks like the mom from “Brazil”. Stop your dipshit hawt taekes

She also deleted her eyebrows for the Deeper & Deeper video/phase. I have a theory that she intermittently inserts an “ugly” reinvention so that she can emerge, like a brilliant butterfly from a chrysalis, for her subsequent reinvention – replete with her magnificent eyebrows. It’s a career refresh marketing strategy.

Eyebrows should not have trends. 

Anyone who somehow expects Madonna not to do the weirdest and often least attractive thing didn’t live through the boob-cones of Vogue or her wretched cowgirl phase for Music. She has never given a shit about how she looks, only about iconoclasty. That said, for people who are trying to look their “best” (whatever…

This is your mother speaking and honey, it’s just not attractive on you. Any of you. 

“You also can’t discount how many former New York, California, and Illinois (specifically Chicago) residents have moved down here since 2020, and they are overwhelmingly voting Republican solely because of DeSantis, even if they were long-time Democrats.”

You are definitely not alone! I signed up for both of these and more, hey hive,

Indeed, I would classify it as ‘two star crossed people who are in love and their tale in an apocalypse.’

How can we have discussions about domestic labor that don’t factor in men?

That was not only one the most beautiful hours of television I’ve ever seen, it’s also about as close to perfection a love story is going to get.

Can we please get Sam Smith & Lil Nas X to do a collaboration and make the appropriately raunchy video just so we can watch the aforementioned ‘haters’ really lose their shit? Please, Satan, erm Santa, please!

It’s not like she was convicted! Maybe they’re disputing her artistry.

It feels like people who love her, and who write about her, as if she only exploited and hurt the extremely wealthy, frankly, are dipshits.