Borrrrrinnnnng.

Scottie Pippen refers to Scottie Pippen in the third person.

NOTHING IS EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING IS NOTHING!

Suit yourself. Just know you’re missing out on a whooole lot of urine.

I think some of the Klumps are related to Eddie Murphy.

“I’m at work and there’s an article that references orgasms. I’m sure it’s completely safe to click on it given that I’m in an environment sensititive to sexual content. I believe my decision to be sound.”

“I’m at work and there’s an article that references orgasms. I’m sure it’s completely safe to click on it given that…

Ugh... this sort of empty equivocation.

I can only get so erect.

If I worked on cars this would be me. I would have done that. I hate myself.

In the end it’s a testament to their lack of faith. They feel that God might be a little TOO forgiving and these sinners, most of whom are likely “the browns,” might not spend eternity burning in hellfire for selling an eighth of pot and knowing how to Dougie better than them. Therefore they feel entitled to play God…

“second rate cookies”

Someone doesn’t read the new york times.

Imma hook ya’ll up... butter bell.

You mistake centrism for a one dimensional caricature and a complete absence of values to comfort yourself, you fucking coward.

The problem with seizing all of his assets is that it includes seizing all of his debts.

I would have also accepted, “If You’re Happy President Trump Tested Positive for COVID-19, You’re Literally Hitler”

or too inert to prevent their friends and family members from being too racist

At the center are his henchmen. Donald Trump is not an aberration. He is a logical conclusion.

Dodge really was the first one to start douching things up. I’m holding onto my 2001 Toyota Tundra as long as possible. After that??? Even the Tundra is a douche wagon now.