Wearing Jordache jeans?

The article didn’t say medical costs. They said public costs.

But access to private property isn’t even a right.

“Our country’s in dire times”

There is no dollar amount that could replace that. So how about zero? Endeavor to persevere!

In this instance it’s not a white thing. It’s because gingers have no souls.

What about beav? Did beav rescue it?

What are you Facebook or Google? Because this is the perfect targeted advertisement for me.

But sometimes they do rhymes.

These are the kids that never were told no, shut the fuck up or got the shit beat out of them by an authority figure.

If a Lena Dunham had a baby with Dog the Bounty Hunter and allowed it to be raised by the Beverly Hillbillies

On Sunday, Trump went into his sack full of names and called Obama...wait for it….keep waiting….“grossly incompetent.”

Is it me or do conservatives have a profound lack of creativity. Most of their jokes, dunks, creative-ideas seem to be just hackneyed versions of something that has been done by people they hate.

Yes. Newt Gingrich.

I wonder if he has special plans for his remains. He obviously knows how he is thought of even if he considers himself a hero in his own mind. There must be a pretty strong consideration to not be buried publicly. But he probably wants all the accolades and honors deserving of a patriot statesman. So he probably wants…

As a member of Gen X, I’d just like to say, “Ok. I guess.”

Thad, you know I hate to make this a race thing. I really do!

I call him Tim-Chalms.

He’s tough but fair... and not gay.

I bet that one trick drives doctors crazy.