Replicant. Tech hasn’t matured.

That baby strap!

It went from “I Love Lucy Chocolate Factory” to “I don’t want to watch people die” really quickly. What a nightmare.

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Hey. Just because someone’s not a conservative doesn’t mean they can’t jack off to Kelly Anne Conway.

Some icy hot will clear that right up. Got me out of jury duty! (Was held in contempt of court.)

Yeah... um, I’m not sure the racists will just vanish in a cloud of smoke if we go full communism. That’s not really how it works.

I like saying ‘Winter’s Bone’ like Johnathan Housman used to say, “They earn it.” In addition to the accent you need to punch the B like he punched the “Uhr.” If anyone would like to come to my camp, PM me and I’ll give you a coupon for 50% off.

All humans are capable of murder. If people are honest with themselves it should only be a shock to see how low that circumstantial threshold can be.

You do realize that the comment was a joke since someone named “Patrick” is most likely not able to qualify for women’s halfpipe regardless of how well HE skis.

talk all white people do when their French Fries are cold

There is literally nothing someone could reply with besides full-stop acceptance that wouldn’t get them called fragile.

Luke Cage was just boring. JESSICA JONES 4 EVA

Elba is the only actor I can see challenging Craig for Bond supremacy.

Batman. Nah. Spidey all the way.

The presence of that thinking is not going to change no matter how much wishing and “re-education” there is. What can change is how they value and prioritize everything else. And I honestly believe that there is nothing but upside in this. They will be happier people for it.

Maybe excess warmth of the cockles is what withered your heart in the first place.

Could have used more marshmallows.

So the Today Show would have been the last bastion of hard-hitting muckraking if he had won silver?

Reading comprehension: D+