Actual lol

Sure, you can acknowledge someone’s attractiveness without dehumanizing them.

I think Jaques Derrida might have something to say about your take on attractiveness of a person and it’s mutual exclusivity from sexuality.

I’ve changed my mind. They’re an embarrassment.

I really hope you’re not.

As a comedian once said, “In the larger social hierarchy DJs are just above incurable lepers and just below curable lepers.”

How is this even blogworthy though? “Small time shock jocks, make unexpected lewd comment. News at 9!”

And if they do, they don’t do it well at all. AT ALL!!!!

Most people who are rich don’t act like this.

And sick frame realignments!

Raise your hand if you ever asked your parents for the Oscar Goldman action figure.

People who say “If you don’t blame the Jews you deserve the rope” and “Hitler did nothing wrong” regularly interact with him on Twitter.

Let me get this straight. A person does nothing for black unemployment yet gets credit for it just because he exists. Setting the bar a little low aren’t you?

As a unelected representative for the Gen Xers, could you keep it down? Thanks.

No, no. It’s righteous to base your intent on “offensive” preconceptions like obvious physical complications. But to respectfully verbalize it? You, Carbon-based Lifeform, are a cad. A CAD!!!!

I usually break out the “silence is violence” thing to be droll. But this? Fuck. How can you conclude anything else. Thankfully the likes of Durbin are saying something.

Just finished watching it about a half hour ago. That scene was really well directed (there were others that weren’t). But there was a bro sitting next to me who was murmuring to his girlfriend through the whole movie and he grumbled a wtf during that moment. I had a very brief but very real eugenics moment there.

And never ever use the term “cookie tummy.” I don’t care if you’re referring to Cookie Monster. Tre creepy.

I don’t understand how could anyone take any pleasure in this. Hot mess. Hot mess, indeed.