I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

Or getting their parents to pay some of their bills.

Like, I hope this is a transcript of a, like, literal conversation and this idiot didn’t type up, like, a description of her experience using these words.

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

It’s hard to gin up too much sympathy for the people who buy this stuff. There is plentiful, freely available information showing that Gwyneth and her ilk are completely full of shit. If you’re still falling for it, that’s on you. It’s like joining Scientology and being shocked that it’s a scam.

4. The Media who is desperate to normalize this behavior.

I’ve done my share of domestic and international flights—both economy and business—on mostly American and Asian airlines. Domestic airlines in the U.S. have absolutely the worst customer service across the board. Continental and Delta are probably the best among the four (plus United and American), but that’s not…

It’s not unfair to say that people are just more angry and wound up in general these days, pretty much across the board...

the deep, dark conspiracy laden Louise Mensch style twitter are all saying the NY State AG is about to drop some RICO indictments on everyone.

That’s assuming that there will be people alive to record that history and then publish an account of it. 🤗

In history classes far into the future, the question: what was the tipping point that started WWIII? will be easily answered on final exams, much unlike the convoluted response for say, WWI, it will be a simple, one word answer: Twitter.

Even though I think it’s reasonable to call this close of a loss a success, never forget how adept democrats are at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

First off, James Thompson is awesome, and even though I don’t agree with all his policy positions, he’s the kind of Democrat we need running nationwide.

I think he honestly believes that the Military has just thought of, developed and perfected this missile technology since his inauguration. He speaks about this with a sense of “see. I did this”. The man is unwell and we are all in danger now that he has seen how to get praise.

She may not have been an escort, but she certainly did whore herself out. She sleeps with that orange algae in exchange for his garish gold-leafed lifestyle.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

Why haven’t we started calling it TrumpCare yet, Prachi? Trump and Kellyanne have specifically told us to not call it TrumpCare, so I think we have a DUTY to call it by its real name. He owns this bullshit.

This is what evil looks like. Like his skin has been turned inside out. The best thing this creature could do is finish his important job of drinking himself to death.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?