How is it going to work that his kids get security clearance when they’re running his businesses? There’s supposed to be a firewall there.

Daddy Trump wants his kids and son-in-law to get top security clearance. This is NOT a joke. They’re gonna run America like a Mob family business. I wonder how long it will be before they try to get clearance for Alex Jones.

I chuckled at “determine who are the terrific people.” He knows like 4 adjectives. I laugh in order to not cry.

Honestly i don’t think he’s ever experienced real stress in his entire life - everything has been handed to him, and every time he failed at business much smarter people were able to bail him out. He’s literally never encountered real difficulty.

Melania: “This is the biggest fuckup he’s ever done! And I was SO looking forward to the eventual divorce and settlement.”

Her expression speaks volumes.

If I didn’t hate him so much, I’d feel sorry for him. Because there really is no way out. Claiming health problems makes him look weak. Quitting for any other reason just makes him look like a loser, and we know what he thinks of losers. I think towards the end of the campaign he was really getting excited about …

Let’s not get it twisted, I am not at all concerned about the President Elect’s health in any sort empathetic manner.

I hope he hates every f-ing minute of it and that his hair falls out.

He better see his doctor about some super duper stamina pep pills

His #1 priority right now is trying to get the Inaugural Ball on a Trump Property so he can make some coin off of it.

This honestly makes me feel so much better for some reason. I assumed that he didn’t actually want the job, but this is as good as proof. Knowing he’ll be as miserable as we all will is some kind of vindication. Also, if he decided to just leave and disappear forever that would be great.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Top 2 trends on Facebook:

I swear, this website is so biased. A bird lands on Bernie’s lectern and it’s big news, but not one mention of the gore streaked carrion birds that fly in slow, sinister circles overhead at every single Ted Cruz appearance, indoors or out.

the fact that “BirdieSanders” is trending at #1 on Twitter right now is honestly restoring my faith in humanity a little bit...

On this bleak, bleak day, with so much talk about gross politicians having sex, this is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

Pin this on the Republicans all you want, Dems played on this fear of black criminality as well. Private prisons skyrocketed beginning in Clinton’s era. Federal sentencing got tougher and continued to be discriminatory as well.

I have two major takeaways from this: