I don’t think it can be pointed out often enough the degree to which the NFL, in actuality, does not give a shit about the military but uses the partnership for 1) profit and 2) so that all the military nomenclature that is shit out the mouths of the Bucks and Nantzes of the world of a thin veneer of support from the…

True. This is how I imagine most men talking about women when they’re amongst their brofolk.

is literally anyone surprised?

Gifs: peak of human achievement! It’s probably all downhill from here.

Kitty will get his revenge. They always do...

Let’s also keep in mind that these are ARMY RANGERS. They are badass human survival machines, and she's worrying about them getting a sad?

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

She can fit comfortably in most overhead storage compartments, but I’d lay down $100 that she could put him in a coma with a single punch.

Yesterday, Ellen Page confronted Republican candidate Ted Cruz at the Iowa State Fair

Well, what we’re seeing right now, we’re seeing Bible-believing Christians being persecuted for living according to their faith

Have you not seen how EVERYBODY in the media licks the balls of whatever young male messiah comes along and thrills their hearts with something new and transgressive?

The idea that Bernie Sanders was some unknown candidate who had no momentum or recognition at all until last week is so laughably ludicrous.

“Sanders wasn’t really seen as all that serious a candidate until Black Lives Matter blew him up”

tldr

this sentence is everything:

He’s not humiliating them. He’s attempting to humiliate the boobs who gave them the trophies.

Giving a last place kid a trophy for showing up is a form of public humiliation.

If he didn’t announce it, somebody would “report it” and try to blow in to a great big ridiculous scandal. So he’s trying to stay ahead of it.