Nope.

Sorry son - I'm not here to massage your comedy ego. Was just trying to offer a real solution. No worries.

Wind proof means exactly what it says: you can light the match in a breeze and it will stay lit until the fuel is burned out (usually the majority of the match stick).

Again, all great ideas and tried and true methods... BUT ARE NOT WIND PROOF.

The nail polish and candle wax method does not make the matches wind proof. Still, if that case fits the matches featured in the OP, then that would be awesome.

Sheesh... One zip lock bag solves your overly dramatic senerio. Good lord, man.

Well, to his defense, Ming was Merciless. Just say'n..

Much gratitude, pops, for pasting it on.

I can lost it?

Yes, clearly you are sooooo advanced that you grace us with your presence here. Thank my lucky Grand Lodge stars that I've even had your writing appear in front of my eye balls.

Apparently you don't either... as that's Mandela...

*sigh*

LMAO!!!! Well done, sir. Well done!!!

One can hope.

+10. Well done, sir! Well done!!!

Just saying.. Godwin's Law. You proved it. Well done.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...

*sigh*

Damn your math and science!!!! How dare you rob us of our fantasy!