Personally, I would bend over as if in great pain and wail loudly. The danger in this is that someone will compel you to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance, which you’ll likely be billed for. Tread lightly. 

Like everything else those dumbasses don’t understand is that free speech only means the GOVERNMENT can’t silence anyone for their hateful words. Companies and citizens have free reign when it comes to that

Yes. I had to explain that to my mom once. She had thought it meant the hairs at the nape of one’s neck. No, Mom, it doesn’t.

Aside from people being deliberately ignorant, I don't get why this point is hard to grasp. I look at it like this: if you're in my house, and you say crazy shit, you're 100% free to say that crazy shit. You're just going to have to say it from the outside of my house, because I'm not about to suffer fools gladly.

Stop whining about Free Speech, you need a free foot in your ass.

Can't really blame her for not wanting to lie on those smears... 

Hemayorrage?

“‘NNaise of Our Lives” obviously.

Mayo At Margary’s

The Instrument.

Big Mayo. You know that will haunt him.

The Mayo Clinic

Call it Brad and Becky’s House of Whitey or Anytown in Connecticut.

Magary’s Man Mayo - A Tease to Please

Since the name of the year is still fresh on my mind, how about Truman Aioli’s?

Mayogary’s?

I dont have one yet, but I believe you need to use Mayo like “may you” and then follow it with something

The Dressing Room?
Slaw & Order? 

Mayo Schmayo.