Good to hear I’m not the only one.

My dad would buy us the really, really, really large bag of popcorn from the supermarket. That was our food for the roadtrip. We just ate popcorn for the whole ride. And it dehydrated you so that you didn’t have to pee. If we were lucky, we stopped once every 2 hours.

Well you eat at Stuckeys because that’s all there was on I-70 between Denver and St Louis. But you also have billboards telling you where to eat. You can ask people at reststops. Those blue convenience signs are helpful for immediate needs. Also, they lifted the federal interstate speed limit in the 90s, so road trips…

“Who gets Cersei?”

My most recent album purchase was the Teal Album. A band that saw me through my teens and early twenties covering songs from my childhood.  It’s like a musical Snuggie.  Getting old is pretty great.  

A superior race that doesn’t understand satire. This is why they have to bribe their way into college.

I’m 26 and I feel that way. Ive never even heard of this band until now. I listen to Texas Country and Outlaw country mainly. I couldn’t tell you what were the top songs in the last two years. And it feels great

I’m only 37, but feel that way. The shit that came out from 2003-ish on is all just a pile of shit. The Killers and Muse are good. Everything else is just terrible, lazy shit. I have tried, recently, to listen to some Queens of the Stone Age songs. They are shit.

The eventual 2020 election cycle tell all book from the prospective of a “progressive” NYC mayor easily will be worth a few million dollars.

Go over 40 years old. No one will text you..let alone after 10 PM. Problem solved!

If you use DND after 10, why would you give a flying fuck if someone texts you after 10.

If you send me a text/Facebook message after 10pm, it’d better not be important, because I have my phone turned to a reasonable volume that I am capable of sleeping through like a rational human being.

God one of the worst times of my life is when my friend had suicidal thoughts due to a bad side effect of medication and he was freaking the hell out and called me at 3 AM. I was too sleepy to bother and when I answered the phone I had no idea what was going on. He’s okay but man that made me feel like a terrible…

“Dave’s Not Here”

I don’t understand why so many of you are up your respective asses about this. You directly acknowledge that there’s a way to avoid being bothered; your cell is on DNS anyway. We’re past the days of people blowing up your house phone at 1 a.m. and leaving your third grader groggy for their times tables quiz the next…

There’s a generational etiquette divide here. I noticed when cell phones became omnipresent, the yoots would assume every other phone was a personal device used in the same fashion. I lived with two young Swedish roommates at the time (I am not inventing or dreaming this), and so many young bucks were trying their…

I use the dnd except for my mom ,cause if she calls between 10pm and 7am it is an emergency or at least very important to her.

or you got a cousin Methlip who just might be the next Hannibal Lecter and who wouldn’t want to be first to get the “um bail$$ ?” 2AM text?

Added to my collection.

Woke: using Do Not Disturb after 10
Bespoke: using Do Not Disturb all of the time