Welcome back Drew. We need to talk about some shit Burneko said while you were gone.

You will get no argument from me.

A stillborn child in a toilet bowl.

Back in the bad old days when I was a cop, I went to a call where the only info I had was just a woman screaming into the phone. I arrived, I could hear the woman screaming. The doors were locked, I had to bust one down to get in.

I can only assume these officers will be terminated with prejudice for not following departmental policies.

The particular angles and dimensions of your jib sail are aesthetically pleasing to me.

I had to go look up the gator reveal video. It is even whiter than I imagined.

EVERY delivery service lies like a hopped up Sarah Suckabee Sanders. It’s the point I am almost willing just to go damn Target and carry it home on the train.

Damn, I like Crockett’s jaunty mockery in the Clapback! Not that I don’t love Harriot’s zesty, stinging repartee, but Crockett is a nice palette cleanser!

Washington: Dan Snyder...honestly I can’t figure out how he got money, but I bet it was shady as fuck.

I am heartily fucking tired of the Left apologizing for SAYING some bad words while the Right continues to be unrepentantly vile human beings DOING vile things.

I am WAY short of fucks to give and I really need to be careful with last few. I don’t anticipate a resupply until at least 2020.

Tough, but fair.

It pains me to know such a fragile sensitive soul is wounded by the callous words of the tolerant left. He seems so strong, so stoic, so sane.

In my case, it’s other white dudes.

For everything over the past few years.

It’s like deliberately taking your dog to shit in the neighbor’s yard, being caught and then cleaning up the shit. You don’t get praise for cleaning up an avoidable shit pile.

Reading this thread reminds me of the true happiness I found when I stopped driving. Even the smelliest subway car is better than the hair pulling rage of heavy traffic.

Come to think of it, some of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen in a bathroom were in women’s public restrooms.

Never underestimate the disgustingness of men.