If it looks like a turd, smells a like a turd and came out of a dog’s ass, it’s probably a turd. Same logic to SHS.

Honestly, if you are gonna go down, don’t go down for anything less than Full Robert Downey Jr.

Paul Ryan’s greatest contribution to America is going out and playing on a railroad track.

I learned you can expense liquor during my last delay. Also, that peeing on other passengers is not allowed for some reason.

That he lives in Murray Hill is, however, not surprising. It is a Douche Mecca.

Small suckhole opens in orbit of giant suckhole.

The pain of Paul Ryan brings me deep and abiding joy.

What have you done recently to help demoralize a cop into accidentally and begrudgingly taking a more responsible and humane approach to policing? Sound off in the comments.

So long as you respect the teeth you are doing it right.

Honestly, no. It’s why I read the Post.

In one of my many careers, I was a vet tech. I know this kind of person, and they are exactly as bad as you might imagine.

Mmm, bitter butthurt in the grays!

#America

Please, his voters can’t spell either one.

Please, Rudy starts the day yelling at his penis for refusing to piss and ends the day yelling at his penis for refusing to get hard.

Yet surprisingly, no one has called Markle’s white people white trash.

I’ll never call the police unless an actual crime is taking place because I’ve conditioned myself to believe that nothing short of a felony rises to the occasion of making a call. I know I’m not alone in this.

When I saw Lando for the first time back in the day, I took one look at Billy Dee’s portrayal and thought “This dude has definitely tapped some ambiguous alien strange”. It was one of the reasons Lando was so freaking awesome.

I LIVED below that line for about 10 years. I got out lucky.

Oh wow, it’s like they took a bunch of my ex’s and made the perfect crazy white girl.