Beedeviling? Is that too much?

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

“Fixed that for you, Tom.”

Jeb Bush is nice, interpersonally; this is the very least that can be expected of an adult human being, and certainly of one who spent his formative years in a bullshit patrician politeness school like Phillips Academy Andover.

“Hey, that’s awesome! Congr...”

Hunter S Thompson doesn’t have a corpse.

Just another mistake by Jim Tomsula at Levi’s Stadium.

Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.

You know what would dramatically reduce admin costs in this area?

“Good God, that’s the unemployment fraud investigator’s music!”

Including Pittsburgh in this list is just untrue

Nobody’s perfect.

I thought this was going to be a story about Lindsey having to listen to Tiger go on and on about his short game.

That loss Stings a little bit more now.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

Did you go to upstairs night school of law too? It’s always great to meet a fellow alum.

He should have removed that big ass gun too. But the new truck probably had an even bigger gun on it, because Texas City, Texas is the most Texas city in Texas.

you forgot to use your transmission to decelerate.