He took a field trip to Topeka in third grade, saw the mural, and knew what he wanted to be when he grew up.

I didn’t realize Atlas Society applications were so long. In hindsight, though, it makes sense. What’s surprising is someone publishing it.

Well that’s no surprise.

Gross. Don’t pee outside. Instead, put it in me. Heck, I like it when you fill me up. Just blast away.

We need to empower law enforcement to patrol and secure rural white neighborhoods before they become radicalized.

In a pint class with almond milk, peanut butter, and melted chocolate, refrigerated overnight. Come morning: glass of no-bake cookie for breakfast.

1. It’s passive-aggressive to tell others when you find their behavior objectionable? There’s nothing passive about that. And look, again you’re complaining that a woman is being “aggressive” for simply standing up for her beliefs. Women can’t win with you.

[T]he fact that he is giving up his Board of Governors seat to Julianna Hawn Holt signals how much less influence he plans to exert. If Spurs fans are a little bit nervous, they have every right to be: Peter Holt hired capable and smart people, signed the checks, and stayed the hell out of the way. With the best…

Depends. Does it cost more than a can of Pringles, two moist sponges, and a pack of nonlatex gloves?

Delete “try and”. Why don’t you try an editor. Makes no sense.

That study is worthless. It’s a one year snapshot. The top 20 is dominated by Texas oil boomtowns that’ll be at the bottom of the list come 2017. Hell, LA is 245th and NYC 262nd.

At least it can count on Matthew Broderick for comfort in its time of need.