You are from Bethesda, home of big talkers

Let me guess...Bethesda? Maybe Chevy Chase?

if that’s how you stop, you shouldn’t even be playing beer league

Both hands on the stick, stick held away from the body, slamming the head. That’s an obvious cross-check.

The cross check is why it’s a major. Incidentally cross checking someone in the head is still a cross check with contact to the head, it’s a major penalty

Cross-check to the head and he didn’t have the puck. Not incidental contact at all. Doesn’t matter if there was no intent. Also, Crosby gets superstar treatment and deservedly so. The NHL is rightly trying to protect their best players. If it happened to Ovi or McDavid it would have been called the same.

Probably also helped him that the refs called the play dead while the puck was still loose

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Gundy’s version accords nicely with the Oklahoma state history curriculum.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

“Directly” to the face?

why would you want to set your parakeet free? What the fuck is wrong with people?

Ball, who played college football for the Wisconsin Badgers, said he will be taking classes at the university this summer to finish his degree.

Man, I’m glad I’m not an alcoholic.

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.