I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

I too will be forever baffled by the decision to ditch AKI in favor of Yukes. No Mercy is still the best WWE game by a mile, and I’d love to live in a world where that engine had a chance to just get better and better.

Pictured- the aforementioned jug

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.