I feel like Katherine Moenig should take more responsibility for how many people went out and got really unflattering hair because of her.

At least Jack Nicholson dated a few awesome, interesting women who didn’t make their living as clothes hangars. See Angelica Huston.

From all of the medical people weighing in, it doesn’t sound like she will make it. I’m devastated—I’ve always loved Star Wars, but I heard her speak last year about mental illness and addiction and sexism in Hollywood. Her talk was frank and funny and extremely moving. She really inspires me.

the way even the crew is cracking the fuck up. love this.

Just went back and re-watched this timeless, beautiful, hilarious, wonderful interview with Carrie and Gary. DO NOT TAKE HER, 2016, YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH THIS YEAR.

Is it bad that I read that last part to the tune of the “Thong Song.”

Well said.

I heard the next season of Black Mirror has Trump fucking an Orguantan because it looks just like him.

Paladino is also know for disseminating beastiality

What a perfect, amazing little suitcase bomb of fucked-uped-ness that was. Like, he hit that racism, misogyny, transmisogyny, homophobia... am I missing any?

Not to mention the fact that “not seeing gender” is not AT ALL the same as being gay. Not even close. Gay people see gender... it’s kind of necessary to what ACTUALLY makes them gay.

I will reluctantly pull this out of the grays to say NO. I am surrounded by old white lady cluelessness all day, every day. This is not that. There is a massive difference between saying “my close relationship with my gay son has introduced me to a vibrant sensibility that I really like to experience” and saying “I…

And no way was he ever inside her.

I think I have a gay sensibility and I feel like I’m gay, because I’ve always transcended gender, and I’ve always seen love as transcending gender...I have a gay sensibility.

Shackleton, age 8 1/2:

Aw man the kid who wants a christmas tree. That bummed me out a little bit.

Are you sure Will, age 6 isn't really Emmitt, age 44? Seereslee, man, that's messed up.

Obviously Wellington's sister fully expects Santa to come through for her brother.

Look at this shit! Is this Gordon Gecko Jr.? Who asks for this shit as an 8 year old? I'm shocked hookers and blow aren't on this wishlist.

Doorbell for your room? Me too, kid. Me too.