If his record for paying his debts - sorry, *negotiating a better price* 😑- is anything to go by, they will be extremely lucky to get back 1/4 of what he owes them in about 5 years from now.

It’s like how Americans call their bums their ‘fannies’ 😭

I feel like they get their hair done at the same salon

I love how conservatives and capitalists fall all over themselves to wank off over Ayn Rand but conveniently gloss over the fact that everything she argues is based on Objectivism 🙄

I am just going to need a minute to process the furnishing of this plane.

In my head, any acid washed emails of Kim Kardashian are Gucci like this Denim jacket

I think you underestimate Her Maj

🤔 y’know...My money is on the brand of vacuum cleaners. I bet he’s a bit of a piggy and hoovers down the old treats, like a Vulcan vacuum cleaner!

Flat out like a lizard drinking will NEVER be outdated! How dare you.

I can confirm this to be true and correct as a fellow Australian. “I’ve had it up to Pussy’s Bow!” is my favourite idiom, uttered to great effect and often by my late Grandmother while she popped a Bex just in time for her ‘stories’ (see, “The Sullivans” - ‘Damn this War, Kitty Sullivan!’)

(Shit. I accidentally recommended my own post because I was not paying attention and I’m jabbing at it like a clown to un-star it but it WILL NOT WORK. *hunnnnngggghhhh....😳......anxiety.....hunnnnnngggghhhh.....fears looking like a crazy loser who laughs at own jokes 😳...😰😰😰😰)

Stop that! How very DARE you ☹️️.

Srsly? Holy crap

“I saaaaid GET IN!”

I’M SCREAMING!

Why do these women allow THAT peen anywhere near them? Does it wear a weave also?

Wait: Does this family realise there are other names in the world for blokes than fkn “George”?

Ooooh! Thanks for reminding me about that - Ima YouTube the bejesus outta that baby like it’s nobody’s business and recall happier days.

This is my friggin nightmare. We made it to 20 blissful months with the best sleeping baby in the world, (no shit, this kid was sleeping on a 4 hour cycle from the minute we got to take him home. He was 9.5 weeks premature, so he WAS sleep trained when finally, 2 long months later he was home from NICU and Special…