It reminds me of that moment in game change where MCCain has lost and is about to give his concession speech and Palin wants to give one of her her own so Steve Schmidtt has to tell her point blank that she will not steal the first blakc preosden’t spotlight.

And when she didn’t win the nomination eight years ago, she didn’t get angry, or disillusioned...

As Bernie supporter I’m with Sarah. Sorry guys, I’m not gonna burn the whole thing down just because my candidate didn’t get the nod.

Look, originally, I liked Bernie as a candidate. I saw all of his views and aspirations as an advancement of progressivism that barely any other candidate has put forward in recent years.

But they didn’t fly nonstop. The couple allegedly landed in Las Vegas for a little thing I like to call...a layover.

I don’t know what’s sadder. The typo, or people flapping and squawking around the typo like it’s actually in any way important.

I’m more in need of an app that just prevents me from texting certain people. Like a child-lock for my phone. I’ve tried lots of different tactics: deleting numbers, using devil/poop/thumbs down emoji’s as their contact names, making my friends take my phone away. But shit... if I'm drunk and I want to text someone I…

Excuse you, but you can fuck off as well.

It's just #1 of Mark's alternative suggestions on how to keep a relationship going. Truth be told, I like giving blowjobs a lot more than I like cleaning. :D

I'd rather give a daily blowjob if it meant I didn't have to keep a tidy home.

I was almost with him until the mushy facebook messages. You already lost your girlfriend now is not the time to piss off your remaining friends Sam.

I was raised that being on time is a show of respect. I HATE when people are late, especially when they don't call to tell you they're running late, then have the audacity to catch an attitude when you go ahead and eat without them. The mother fucking reservation said 8:00, not 9:00, go fuck yourself because I'm…

his reasoning for why he turned republican is just AWFUL (google it). And yes, I can decide not to like someone because he votes differently than I do when those votes means that he is racist, hates women, hates poor people... or at the very least that he undervalues the rights of people of color, women, and poor…

It has already been said very well by other folks, but I have to say, this email is more indicative of the legacy of institutionalized racism in America than anything else. I don't read this and think to myself, "Shit, this Levenson is a real racist prick." I read it and think to myself, "Shit, it is really sad for…

"My past," she told the room, "is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."

Maria la del barrio! for life!!

Thalia is Mexican actually.

The biggest casualty of her divorce was that I can't watch Bethenny Ever After anymore.