I can't believe how little I care about this.

Alternatively, *do* eat them because they're delicious and only come around once a year.

I will never stop asking why this type of dress/outfit is a thing. Why can't you just line it? The pattern would be pretty, if only it were lined!

If this doesn't motivate me to like, go get checkups or go get the car tires rotated, nothing will!

That is my project for tomorrow. I will cut that audio, and upload for all.

Oprah took her first selfie and Idris Elba was in it

Oh good god, LEAVE REBEL ALONE.

Rob Lowe is beautiful, obviously, but Martin Sheen has that certian *something*. He's just in another class altogether.

Aw, I dunno. I'm pretty cynical, but Wikipedia tells me she was married to the dude for 8 years before the LeAnn shenanigans started. And they do have two children together. I know four years seems like a long time, but I think I'd still be pretty crushed about splitting up with the father of my children/the guy I…

I've tried, but I just can't ever get tired of Usher's song, "Yeah". It never gets old.

Is it me? Or did both of them seem more than a bit coked up?

The same thing we do every day, Biebie... try to annoy the world.

Yeah, little pro-tip for you. The Magic Castle doesn't sell tickets, you have to be invited by a member, BUT if you buy a night in the cheap ass magic castle hotel next door you get free admission tickets! Go and dress up it's fucking awesome.

OMG. How can you have a build up of artichokes? I live in England atm, and there's only one grocery store that has them in my city, and I will walk 45 mins each way just to get my hands on a few. They are hands down the best food ever.

"Not Bobby Fisher level ala Ms. Vanderpump" HAHAHAhahaha perfect reunion reference.

Yes. People should remember - they're at WORK, and they wouldn't be there if you weren't paying them (same for any job, really).

Seriously, where are you getting GS cookies for $3.50 a box? I live in LA and they are all $4 here.