They made a bunch of surfwear in the day and sponsored some interesting characters, like Johnny Boy Gomes who liked to beat up other surfers and random people in Hawaii.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

While you’re not wrong about the jobs, Thomas Friedman can lick my taint... Him and Maureen Dowd should be put in the same room. If they each pulled their heads out of their own asses long enough, they could lodge them in one another’s and then they could talk to each other and none of us would have to hear them…

Dammit, it seems like every six months I’m forced to tell people to stop language shaming. ;(

Oedipus Tex?

Yeah I’ve been replaying some shitty behavior in my 20s in my mind. I was pushy at times. I never ignored a hard no, but I did try to get people to change minds, stuff like that. I feel a little sick thinking about it, and I wish I knew then what I know now.

Fuck everyone who voted for Gary Johnson

She’s the allergic to crunchy woman. Omg.

In the Yankees’ sleep room, everyone receives a gift basket when they wake up and leave

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Yes it’s so infuriating that ball-kicking is considered OFF LIMITS. If men don’t want to be kicked in the balls, maybe they should stop ASKING FOR IT by doing fucked-up shit that makes you have to kick them in the balls!

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home.

NO ONE IS A BIGGER STAR THAN JULIE ANDREWS, SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS

Gotta love Penn State agreeing to restart the Pitt rivalry after 15 years, only to have it cost them a playoff spot.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

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She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.