Funny, it's his too!

I'm voting no, but only because Rim-ee is getting no hot upper peninsula action

FWIW, my wife drives an 06 Corolla with DRL and no automatic headlights.

That is actually ideal! Fresh eggs (right from the chicken as you say) dhould not have salmonella so long as your chickens are healthy. Pasteurizing is a process by which the eggs are heated to a temperature hot enough to kill all natural cultures and bacteria, but not so hot as to cook the eggs. This is why…

Once I was in a tight spot. Mrs. sandwich arranged for us to go to a friend's friend's Halloween party. I didn't have a costume but had some facial hair I could sculpt into a bizzare freak show and some old clothes. So I went as a Fucking Hipster. Problem was I knew nobody at the party, so people just thought I was…

Wow that's some good Baseball Writering, I'm getting choked up.

Came here to post this. Lost any sympathy with the "don't they know how big a deal I am?" Good grief.

<HeavyBreathing> missing the point </HB>

Plaxico Burress:

holy shit I nearly pissed myself!

It's a scene from Dodgeball with Vince Vaughn. That's Justin Long being paid by a creepy dude to wash his car.

Yeah Jeets!

Your mom's a Hoya

You're awful. Excuse me now as I clean coffee off my monitor.

I love your arguments, but I think the first one is from the MTV VMAs.

I scramble my eggs with pepper jack cheese and Old bay seasoning. Also Bacon grease. Usually I make this for a crowd and wind up scrambling a dozen eggs at a time.

Can you name the other slide show?

Valdosta?