Allow me to help you out. First off, fuck your resume, you’re super tacky, and getting a job from your dad is so fucking dumb to say. He is not Mr. Delphi. Secondly, there is practically zero chance you would work in Detroit, much less Wayne County as an engineer, this is easily ascertained with basic Google…

Don’t ask/Don’t tell. She would DIE if she knew it was told on My Favorite Murder.

Mom stayed sexy and didn’t get murdered.

Maybe! He’s usually described as an insanely large dog, very thin and very tall, who will encounter people in the woods and then slowly stand up on his hind legs.

Glad your mum stayed sexy and didn’t get murdered!

When a Murderino is also a Jezzie #Iknowthatgirl

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSDGM <3

SSDGM!

I knew I had read that before!

I would love to see a Venn diagram of Jezzies and Murderinos. I expect a big overlap. Stay Sexy, don’t get murdered!

MY FIRST THOUGHT

I was hoping there’d be more murderinos here!! So glad your mom was able to stay sexy and not get murdered!

so many murderinos scrollin this post!

I knew this story seemed familiar!

Murderino!

Yayyyy my people are here! Byeeeeee.

Hi fellow Murderino!

This is less scary and just paranormal..