My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

I feel like if you have to make a point of asking that your friends and family 'not do more than kissing' at your wedding, you should get new friends and family.

women always rushing me