“Brexit? I had Brexit this morning. I had surreal and toast. And then I had a Sam ham witch for lurch”

<can of worms>

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

The best Irish whiskey is Middleton, and it cost around $150

Dude, how could you leave off Midleton?

Did you purposely leave off the the best two Irish Whiskeys because you didn’t find them, or do you have actual justification for leaving off Green Spot and Midleton?

You are incorrect. Federal sentencing guidelines are guidelines—they are not mandatory. They offer guidance as to what may be too lenient or too harsh (and in actuality provide trial judges cover to impose sentences, but that’s another issue entirely), but a judge is not required to sentence in accordance with the…

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,