Well this is 9 kinds of shady. Still, it would have been hilarious if they had made it to Portland.

Holy shit. The underside of your vehicle looks like the wreck of the Titanic.

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter.

New Corvettes are rated at 29 mpg highway... So they’ve got that going for them, which is nice.

It’s none of my business who he sleeps with. Although I bet Matthew Broderick is pretty upset.

Studded. Exactly what Doug DeMuro utters to himself after getting into his finest shorts and button up and looking himself over in the mirror.

Most skill by a 74-year old playing basketball outside of Kobe Bryant.

But together? They split the duties and make magic.

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

Because they only have torque converter automatics. Ba dam pssssh! Jalopnik joke.

Oh, excellent. The bane of my existence has been my dog’s inability to get into the fridge any time he likes. This fixes everything.

Land Rover Defender.