To quote everyone ever: This is why we can’t have nice things.

Ugh, people who veer off clearly marked paths where they aren’t supposed to really piss me off. We toured a bunch of national parks out west as part of our vacation this year and there are many with clearly marked and paved paths to keep people out of fragile ecosystems like the Petrified Forest. Still, I saw people…

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Seriously, get a hobby. Get an advanced degree (or even just a college degree). Do volunteer work. But you’ll never be as beloved or successful as your famous parent/s in their chosen field, so chart your own course.

“Help! my daughter’s not talented!!”

I haven’t and I used to watch it all the time.

Like this?

How dare you do that to that precious kitty

if he cut his hair and washed off the makeup i would give him 1 hour of my undivided attention.

He should always wear a sweet cat on his head, because it's an improvement.

HA! My husband and I saw it and said “What do you bet he hired all those people to cheer for him?”

Trump 4 Prez!

But that makes sense, right? Since you know nothing?

Right? It should read: Neil Young, a Canadian citizen, is a supporter of Bernie Sanders, the exact opposite of Donald Trump, for President of the United States of America. Duh.

So i ask, why does he bother?

I’m with you. We should petition Trump’s campaign to put an actual cat on his head, as that would dramatically increase his popularity with internet commenters.

I know this insults sloths (my spirit animal), but it makes me laugh.

Please don’t insult cats this way. No respectable cat would ever agree to sit on his head, or anywhere near him. I don’t think he has ever had any pets at all.

I feel like if Trump’s hair was actually a cat, I would like him more.

AND! He has funny hair.