englishpatienttoo
englishpatienttoo
englishpatienttoo

I’m a Bernie supporter, but Hillary beats Maggie by a mile. Hillary does have a strong record of advocacy for women and children unmatched by almost anyone.

Look, I love Bernie. New England family, red diaper baby, down with Bernie for years and years. No other candidate in memory has shared my politics to the same degree. Nothing would please me better than Bernie Sanders as President.

Just goes to show she’s only able to peddle the same bullshit. She can’t even pretend there’s any other reason than “My turn now” that anyone should vote for her.

I’m in for the old white dude too. He’s the most honest politician I’ve ever seen on a national stage. My problem with Clinton is that I have absolutely no fuck in the hell of an idea what she stands for. I mean REALLY stands for. Why does everything with the Clintons have to be so fucking controlled and measured?

Same shit up here in Canada, too. Left is divided, right stays in.

I love her. Shut up.

On average, older women are healthier and stronger than men of the same age. Additionally, people like her have gotten good nutrition and exercise for their entire life, and have the best care at their disposal. I’m personally not at all worried about a late 60s, early 70s woman’s ability to think clearly.

Every single candidate says “when I’m president” and never “if I’m president.” The reasons are obvious: they want to project self-confidence and determination.

I think what’s worse is not her “it’s mine now”, but the way her campaign handlers/strategists are basically not allowing any questions from reporters.

Her attitude of “tell me what your problems are so I know what to think” strikes me as extremely disingenuous, and basically comes across as “tell me what you need to

I was 6 years old in 1988 and remember feeling both an incredible rage and a sense of hopeless doom when I’d heard Michael Dukakis had lost.

I was in elementary school during the 1992 election, and for some reason my school held a mock election to see who everyone wanted to win. The majority of the kids in my school voted for George Bush because they thought they were voting for George Washington.

“She also joked about the most recent attacks made by her Republican opponents, namely her age”

Binders full of cats.

I volunteer my Enzo. His skills include escaping enclosures, tipping wheelbarrows, ransacking feed rooms, being vacuum-broke, and looking adorable.

This is why we now have 3 cats. The last 2 came as a pair. My wife’s intention was to bring home one of them, but they are siblings, and the one she was not going to take started yelling at her, so... But I’m not mad, because:

How allergic are you? Can you not even be in the same room with one? Or is it that you just can’t touch them?

Last week I was walking home from the grocery store, and saw a miniature horse in the parking lot of Starbucks. I walked over there and discovered that he was being trained as a service animal, and thus was being acclimated to having total strangers come up and go nuts over him.

Lil Sebastian memorial mini horse lending library.

“If you’re looking for the file on the ‘Mittens vs Mr. Whiskers’ lawsuit, I’m afraid it’s already been taken.”

*googles “cat library gif”*