I love that pic of her with her arms up and her smiling, she just looks like she’s having a blast and I’m sure everyone was with her on that.

jealous

“Fuck that shit...We’re just living our motherfucking lives.”

I was VIP for her show last night and can vouch that the crowd went BONKERS when she said that. She’s a queen, and it made my heart smile to hear everyone agreeing with her!

As a gay man, little things like this mean a LOT to me.

That's awesome. Good for her. Only Rihanna could bring some class to Indianapolis.

I can’t stop laughing. Cats are such assholes. I thought my cat was an asshole for vomiting on my pillow (while I was away) but THIS is just so much worse. I’m so sorry!

OMIGAWD! I too have a clawfoot (reproduction but still cast iron and porcelain - it was my must have for my bathroom remodel) and I have a Siamese that absolutely must play with the bubbles and one of these days I’m afraid he’s going to fall in and slice open my femoral artery trying to get out.

Oh my god. I’m laughing so hard and I feel so bad about it. That’s disgusting and completely sounds like something my cat would do.

I have THE BEST BATHTUB in the world. It’s an antique iron, claw foot tub. When you fill it up with hot, hot water, the whole thing just radiates perfection. That bathtub is my refuge. That bathtub is my Fortress of Solitude. That bathtub makes awful days into cathartic tub cries.

I was in a band and on tour in the early 00’s. As we were leaving the western edge of Pennsylvania on our way to Dayton Ohio we gassed up at a station that had a hybrid Pizza Hut / KFC / and Blimpies food processing closet. Being a vegetarian roughly 5 hours from home I was overjoyed that the Blimpies, 1/3 of this…

When I was a kid I was getting over a bout of pneumonia and had to take this heinous-tasting yellow liquid medicine. My family had plans to visit friends in upstate NY, and I was feeling a bit better, so we went. The second or third day, we drove to Niagara Falls and spent the day there. We hadn’t eaten lunch yet so I…

I think I’ve got the creme de la creme. When I was 12, my family took a trip to Disneyworld. The first day there we did the usual rides, food, etc. (Tower of Terror is the shit!!!!). While waiting in line for The Great Movie Ride I started getting a little groin pain. At first I thought I just really needed to pee.…

I have a super dramatic fainting story. When I was in college, whenever I came home for breaks I had to go to church with my family (I was an atheist then as now, but it was a requirement of the house.) It was a super conservative catholic church with latin mass. It goes without saying there was to be no eating before…

Yeah, me too. I think I’ve been pretty lucky getting home in time and having mouth and/or butt explosions in the appropriate place.

(I am writing this on behalf of my dog).

I threw up in a potted palm in the lobby of the St. Francis Hotel in San Francisco, at my Senior Ball, right in front of the principal. Apparently I am allergic to scallops. I arrived, had my photo taken, sipped a 7 Up, turned green, and spent the rest of my evening in the lady’s room, where the speech and debate…

i had to read it for a book club and i was the only person who hated it. I don’t think I was invited back the next time around.

I have no idea. I made it to like page 20 before I gave up.

As always, SHUT THE FUCK UP JONATHAN FRANZEN