Yes but my favorite line is: “She is like a human being, but the good thing is that she’s silent. You don’t have to discuss it. She hates other animals and she hates children.”

growing up my cat's favourite toy was those little circles of plastic you have to take off of new bottles of milk. he could swat those things around for hours.

that kitty is gorgeeoouusss

And yet this freeloading leech hasn’t brought in a dime in 5 years.

She had something unique. She is like a human being, but the good thing is that she’s silent. You don’t have to discuss it. She hates other animals and she hates children.

I don’t allow her to do foodstuffs and things like this. She’s too sophisticated for that.

Or not hiring any black models for 20 years.

I don’t know, I always found Prada to be pretty tacky.

“Miuccia Prada seems like a pretty genuine, awesome lady”

The Chinese economy is slumping, so this is going to be an issue for all luxury brands that pushed heavily into China in the last decade.

I had a slightly different experience years back. My then-partner and I were gettin' busy on the sofa, while my beloved black cat was on the back watching. And at some point - this is twenty years ago, so I forget just when - she figured out not only that we weren't just making the couch shake and disturbing her nap,…

Yes. My dog likes to rest her head on the edge of the bed and watch us. It makes me uncomfortable so we have to shut her out of the room.

my cat is like that

My dog LITERALLY blocks my husbands cock. As in, jumps into bed and lies next to my hip, between me and my husband.

How about "Your pet is a total creeper dog that shows up at the most awkward times and makes uncomfortable eye contact with you during coitus".

Our dog always knows when it's sexy time. He runs and gets his favorite stuffed bunny and brings it on the bed and humps it. (Needless to say, he gets done a lot quicker than we do.) It was weird having him on the bed at first but we're used to it now. It was better than having him whine and scratch at the door, and…

My friend once told me that when her boyfriend was going down on her, apparently her dog tried to get in on the action.

Brrrrr!! One time we forgot to lock the cat out she quietly got on the bed and started rubbing against my hand that was holding me in place and purring then started trying to headbutt my gf - nothing like your story though, holy! I just shut the cat out.

My cat will try to get between us if we are on the couch getting cozy. If we're at the dining room table and my gal gets in my lap sometimes the car will get on the remaining part of my lap. Luckily she is a cat lover too. We don't cohabitate yet, but her cat is a lot less intrusive than mine. We just end up going to…

My lab stuck her nose straight between my buttcheeks while my wife and I were in the throes, as it were. I flew out of bed and thankfully became instantly noodle limp. An inadvertent orgasm (orgspasm? spasmgasm?) would have led to some expensive therapy