englishpatienttoo
englishpatienttoo
englishpatienttoo

I am pretty familiar with hip hop and I'm not a fan of Iggy Azalea or Azalea Banks. Sorry not sorry we don't agree.

Actually, I think we can call it a pretty objective observation that a person using real words and her real way of speaking sounds better than a person using a fake blackcent while spouting lines that are so full of gibberish that it's become a meme to attempt to figure out what the hell she is saying. And if you

I "get" what she is talking about, but thanks for that. She just has a really funny way of making anything she says remotely tolerable.

This makes me think of all the female celebrities who say they’re thin because they have “high metabolism”. While this is in fact a real thing, how realistic is it for all thin celebrity women to be naturally thin? I wonder how many women in Hollywood have eating disorders and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a high

Iggy Azalea is a racist first and foremost on jezebel, not matter what the topic is. That is how she is identified here.

But it does nothing to distract us from her acidic and decidedly unintellectual personality.

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the song was boring

She is singing along with her own vocals on tape. It's always very obvious during her concerts (I mean, fair, she dances a lot on stage). You could also hear the backing track when she fell during the Brit Awards. She's just not the strongest vocalist, some days better than others. But she is a great performer.

I love that so many people always comment about Madonna lip syncing her performances, when most of the time, like this one, it couldn't be more obvious that she's singing live.

I just looked it up and Taylor Swift is 5 inches taller than Madonna. So quite a bit taller, yeah. I didn't realize Madonna is only 5'5"!

I like '80s/early '90s Madonna, but lately have not been a fan. Her voice sounds really good now, though.

I don't hate Madonna. She takes so much shit from ageists and sexists that it sort of almost makes me feel like I like her.

Not a Madonna fan at all really, but yeah this was pretty fucking great.

I'm also loving this new version of Tay Tay. No boy drama (that we know of yet), just girlfriends, fun and having the time of her life. Nice.

a guy from England, with the accent to match

I am more than fine with wearing a condom, and in fact almost always insist on it. (I think my count is so high I could get a tree pregnant.)

A gf of mine in college had an insufferable crush on one of our artsy clique, a guy from England, with the accent to match, who was also a popular local DJ. He successfully avoided her for a while, but one day she finally cornered him and asked him if he'd like to go out for a coffee. His excuse to get out of it -

Pretty much any combinations of words coming out of the talking hole of a guy trying to get me to fuck him without a condom.

My husband's excuse for not putting away the dishes out of the dishwasher: "I don't know where they go."

I tried to call in "ugly"once. I told my boss I had a cold sore that went wild and my face look very, well, damaged and, as the front desk person, I thought I should stay home. He had me come in any way, took one at look at me, and conceded that, yes, maybe I could have the day off.